Funny Happy Birthday Quotes

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Why so serious? Turning over another year should be fun!

Make the day of a family or friend special by greeting them in the coolest way possible.

Let every birthday be memorable, special and awesome.

Bring a smile on someone’s birthday today.

Another year for you. Don’t mess this one up! Does it matter? Just have fun! Happy birthday!

Stay positive! Like the grade of your eyeglasses that keeps climbing up every year! Happy birthday!

They say that with age comes more wisdom. Probably not in every case. Happy Birthday!

Wishing you more back breaking fun, crazier rollercoaster rides, and Amazon wild adventures to come. Just be sure to stay alive for the next birthdays to come! Happy Birthday!

Careful not to blow off that birthday candle too hard or your wig might come along with it too. Happy birthday! Stay Awesome!

A year closer to that hard earned pension. Congratulations! Happy Birthday!


May you be as rich as Tony Stark, as handsome as Steve Rogers, as sexy as Thor, as sharp as Clint Barton and as green as the Hulk! Happy Birthday Superhero! Hope I won’t have to compare you to Nick Fury soon!

30 candles won’t fit the cake I bought for you. So I just got you 2. Happy 2nd birthday!

Growing up is a trap! Stay Play Station loving. Don’t stop building that Lego castle. But don’t forget to go to the office, buy groceries, pick your kids up after school and be home by dinner, Okay? Reality check. Welcome to the grown up life. Happy birthday!

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What I miss most about being a kid? Getting cash for your birthday! No cash for us anymore, just wine and cake. Not too bad, right? Happy Birthday!


What can I say? You’re still the same – Just whiter hair, lesser teeth and more wrinkles. Let’s stay crazy awesome in the years to come! Happy Birthday!

Growing old isn’t so bad, right? Look at Gandalf, Dumbledore, or Yoda? I guess I wouldn’t want to grow old like the third one! Happy birthday! Let’s start growing that beard long enough for us to look like wizards!

Remember when we used to have water gun and just shoot everyone in the face during the party? Well, sorry buddy, we can’t do it anymore because we have to clean the house afterwards now. Unlike before, mom and dad can clear up the after party damages. The good old days! Funny Happy Birthday!

As we grow older, we grow wings they say. Now I understand what they really mean. It is the sag in our arms! Let’s see who has bigger wings next year. Happy Birthday!


I wish you happiness, health, wealth, love and all the things that won’t take a dollar out of my pocket. Happy birthday!

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What are the perks of growing older? More wine, freedom to drive your own car and buy the food you want. No more clubbing, drinking to the point of passing out or staying out until 4am. Wow, I can’t believe we did all that! Now, we are happy to be home at 9pm, sleeping in our bed. We are exhausted after dancing for 5 minutes. We couldn’t even finish 2 bottles of Jack Daniels! Happy birthday! Hoping to try to finish 2 bottles with you soon!

The fun thing about growing older is seeing who loses more hair or teeth first. I hope you do! Happy birthday!

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We used to play Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears or N’sync during our parties and go crazy. If we play them now, the kids will have this stunned blank look in their faces. All they know are the singers or boy groups that we don’t even know. Nothing beats the music of our generation! I am happy to have someone to reminisce those days with. Do you still have those cassette tapes? Let’s play them! Well, I guess cassette players don’t exist anymore. Funny Happy birthday! I’m glad there is someone from the timeline I came from!

You don’t look 40 at all! I’m a great friend like that! Happy 30th birthday! Let’s stay 30 as long as we can.

Don’t worry mom. No matter how you look, my friends will tell me you look young for your age. They are awesome like that! Happy Birthday! I love you no matter how much the digits.

Happy Birthday! With so many candles you have on your cake, we can now start a barbeque!


Crash that diet. Drink as much as you want. Eat as much of that chocolate cake as you wish. It’s your day! Just don’t burn the house down crazy with so many candles you have on your cake! Happy Birthday!

The only good thing about getting more forgetful with age? You forget the most embarrassing and bad times of your life. Too bad though, I won’t forget that time when you fell face first on the floor. Happy Birthday! To more good times and forgetting the bad ones!

Congratulations on scrolling further to find your birth year when doing online registrations! Happy Birthday!

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To more body aches, more monthly bills to pay, earlier sleeping hours and more responsibilities. Happy Birthday!


You can go in the club without showing your ID, drink beer as you please, get your driver’s license, finish your school and get a job. Boring? Who says growing older is boring? You can still have crazy fun! Just be sure to be around for your next birthday. Welcome to reality! Happy Birthday!

Some people get better with age, some get more bitter. Only for today, since it is your birthday, you are okay…I guess. Happy birthday!

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Take so many pictures with your smile. You may miss your teeth in the years to come! Happy birthday!

The older we get the lesser gifts we get, the more friends to greet you anyway. Happy Birthday!


It’s not getting old, it’s getting vintage. Happy birthday!

We will all get to that age. You will just go first. Tell us how awesome 50 is. Happy Birthday!

To the smartest, coolest, magnificent and good-looking person in my life, just like me – Funny Happy Birthday!

Someday, if your hair turn white. Don’t worry; we can style it cool like Magneto. If you don’t have any hair left, just leave it like Professor Xavier. Someday, if your teeth fall off; well, just visit the dentist. Someday, if you are having a hard time walking; just grab a cool walking stick like Gandalf. It can double as a staff too. Someday, if your skin starts sagging; surgery is expensive, so just leave it be. Happy Birthday! May you grow old with grace and suave.

Don’t worry about the lines on your face; just tell your kids they are maps of your life’s journey. Don’t worry about the duller eyesight; just tell your kids that it is the mark of a well-read person. Don’t worry about the shaky hands; just tell your kids that you worked really hard during your youth. Don’t worry about all of this, because no matter what happens, we all grow old! Some don’t even have the opportunity to do so. So let’s do everything we want to do. Someday, we won’t even be able to hold out our passport out without shaking it violently or see if we have taken the right airplane. Enjoy life! Funny Happy Birthday!


Wiser? Bolder? Richer? Cooler? Okay, I think nice is okay. Happy birthday my nice friend.

To more stupid things to add in our list and to more embarrassing moments together. Happy Birthday!

Is the size of your tummy directly proportional to your age? To more beer and bigger bellies! Happy birthday!

I’m an advocate of nature. Saving trees is part of that advocacy. No card, just this email to greet you a happy birthday!

Grab that suit and tie and let’s go out…for a walk. Happy Birthday!

As we turn more pages of our lives, we gain arm sags to flip with. Happy Birthday!

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A woman’s age will forever remain a mystery to the rest of the world. If you guess the wrong number, you are done with. Greeting you, just a Happy Birthday. Stay timeless.

Birthdays are special, especially if celebrated with a special friend. The nurses might go looking for you now; it’s time for your pills. Happy birthday!

I have to thank Facebook for reminding me about your birthday! Just kidding! Have an awesome special day!

Life isn’t as fun without you. Your embarrassing moments always manage to cheer me up! Keep up the good work! Funny Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Party Animal! Looking forward to learning new dance moves, more drinking contest and having a bad hangover the next day with you. We should try coming home earlier at 1 or 2 in the morning. Maybe. Happy Birthday.


As we get older, so does our smart phones and computers. We’ll stay awesome though. Funny Happy Birthday!

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Another year of endless projects, sleepless nights and pranking our classmates. Let’s have more fun this year! Happy Birthday!

Wishing you more money to pay the tab for dinner; more health, so we can stay up at night longer; more happiness, to do crazy things together. Happy Birthday Partner! Stay awesome like me!

As we turn a year older, our energy gets lesser. Cheers to those days where we stay out all night and feel nothing. Happy birthday!

Wishing you super speed like Flash, strength like Superman and wealth like Batman. There’s no harm in wishing. Just don’t forget me when you are as rich as Bruce Wayne. Happy Birthday.

Today’s generation will never know the joys of receiving a Gameboy, playing the Monopoly or the Scrabble and going to your neighbour’s friends house to chat until late night. I guess we are getting older, huh? At least, we got these wonderful memories and I have not forgotten about it. In case you do forget, I’ll be here to remind you. Funny Happy Birthday! Let’s be coolest old people.

You are like a ninja. I feel like getting you a ramen instead of a cake. Happy birthday! Want some sushi or sashimi?

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