The 105 Cute Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Modified: June 24, 2023, Published: January 22, 2016

Get ready to spread laughter and love this Valentine’s Day with our collection of 105 cute and funny Valentine’s Day quotes. These lighthearted and playful messages are perfect for expressing your affection with a touch of humor.

Whether you’re looking to make your partner chuckle or bring a smile to the face of a friend or family member, these quotes are guaranteed to do the trick. From witty one-liners to clever puns, let the spirit of Valentine’s Day shine through with these delightful and amusing quotes.

Love is like a fart, if you force it, it’s probably crap. But with you, it’s a sweet scent that fills my heart. Happy Valentine’s Day, my hilarious love!

You’re the reason I smile, even when my phone autocorrects “love” to “lobster.” Wishing you a Valentine’s Day full of laughter and joy!

Love is like a box of chocolates—sweet, indulgent, and sometimes a little nutty, just like us! Wishing you a Valentine’s Day filled with laughter and delicious treats!

Forget the roses, forget the fancy gifts. All I need is your goofy smile and your quirky sense of humor. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite funny valentine!

They say love is blind, but I see through your cheesy jokes and still adore you. Happy Valentine’s Day, my funny and lovable partner!

Who needs a romantic dinner when we can have a pizza and laugh our hearts out? Wishing you a Valentine’s Day filled with cheesy jokes and belly laughs!

They say laughter is the best medicine, so let’s overdose on love and laughter this Valentine’s Day. You’re my favorite dose of happiness!

Happy Valentine’s Day to the one who makes me laugh till my cheeks hurt and my heart burst with joy. You’re my forever source of laughter and love!

You’re my favorite person to annoy and love simultaneously. Happy Valentine’s Day, you little troublemaker!

Love is like a fart: if you have to force it, it’s probably best to let it go. But with you, love comes naturally and smells pretty good too. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Life would be a sitcom without you, my funny Valentine. Thank you for making every day full of laughter and love. Happy Valentine’s Day!

You’re the peanut butter to my jelly, the laughter to my tears, and the punchline to all my jokes. Happy Valentine’s Day to my perfect comedy partner!

Love is like a joke, it’s best when shared. So, let’s laugh and love together on this special day. Happy Valentine’s Day, my funny Valentine!

You light up my life like a good punchline lights up a room. Wishing you a Valentine’s Day filled with laughter and love!

Love is a roller coaster, and with you, every twist and turn is an adventure. Happy Valentine’s Day to my partner in laughter and love!

You make my heart skip a beat, but your cheesy jokes make me roll my eyes. Yet, I love you more with each eye roll. Happy Valentine’s Day, you silly sweetheart!

Life is better with you by my side, making me laugh and smile every step of the way. Wishing you a Valentine’s Day filled with love, laughter, and lots of hugs!

You’re the yin to my yang, the punchline to my joke, and the reason my heart skips a beat. Happy Valentine’s Day to my one and only funny valentine!

Love is like a good laugh—it’s contagious and brings joy to everyone around. Thank you for spreading love and laughter in my life. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Cupid shot an arrow, and it landed straight in my heart, making me fall for your incredible sense of humor. Happy Valentine’s Day to the funniest person I know!

Love is like a comedy show, and with you, every day is filled with laughter and entertainment. Happy Valentine’s Day, my laughter-inducing love!

You’re the cheese to my macaroni, the laughter to my tears, and the reason behind my constant smile. Happy Valentine’s Day, my funny and cheesy valentine!

Love is a funny thing, just like you. Wishing you a Valentine’s Day filled with hilarious moments and endless love!

You’re my partner in crime, my laughter therapy, and my source of endless joy. Happy Valentine’s Day to the one who knows how to make me smile!

Love is like a good joke—it becomes even better when shared. Thank you for sharing a lifetime of laughter and love with me. Happy Valentine’s Day!

They say love makes you feel butterflies, but with you, it’s more like an uncontrollable fit of laughter. Happy Valentine’s Day to my hilarious sweetheart!

You’re the comedian of my heart, always making me laugh and brightening my day. Wishing you a Valentine’s Day filled with happiness and laughter!

I have 364 days in a year in my calendar, and it is not a leap year or so; it is because I do not count Valentine as a day.

I will be your garbage man when your boyfriend dumps you; I will be the one to pick you up.

You are faster than today because I haven’t started my day yet, and you have completed it already.

I think my watch is destroyed or something because time seems to stop when I am with you.

Love is a disease where the minds are irrational but will still give one reason

Valentines Day is a day where couples demand each other Love that they have not made each other feel for the last 364 days

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Keep Calm and buy her what she wants.

Maybe Valentine’s day was taught about by a woman! Women scheme to get what they want!

Why is the weather so cold on Valentine’s day? This is so unfair for single people like me!

Good to be single on Valentine’s day, then run out of stash

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I love you more than Pizza, said no one ever

Oh, Valentine’s day?! Maybe next year.

Is it ever possible that a couple will break up on the exact Valentines day?

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The battle between men and women rests for Valentine.

Every Valentine’s day, it takes harder to understand a woman

If she is in her period, good luck to you on Valentine.

I went to the doctor today, and he said that I have a terrible disease, and better go I C U.

They said, whenever we are together, I look like a farmer. I got mad and asked why?! They said it is because you look like a cow.

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I hope my crush is an assignment so that I can take her home

My girlfriend surprised me with her being tied up in our bedroom last Valentine’s day? She told me I could do anything I wanted, so I went to the club to party. It was her best gift ever!

If you ever feel sad on Valentine’s day, do not worry; it is the same as your other days.

It is only one day where couples celebrate Valentine’s day; the rest of the year is for singles to keep!

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I wish that Valentine’s day will become a day for leap year. So we will only celebrate it once in four years.

Valentines is a perfect day to sleep all day!

Men plan more on Valentine’s day than that on their final examination in school.

I need to have a love life this Valentine’s day; It has been a long time since I had a problem.

Are you a surgeon? Because you are the only one who can open my heart.

Is there a possibility that a person celebrates Valentine’s day with a different person every year? Because if he does, then that is one hell of a celebration!

I bought myself some flowers and chocolate today, so my friends won’t’ bum me out about not having one!

Do you need a bucket? Because your beauty is overflowing.

When I was a little kid, I always had a high standard for the man I would date; now, I have to make sure that he’s indeed a man first!

Are you fed up with the noise already? Because my heart kept shouting your name since a while ago.

I wish that you are the rain and I am the ground. No matter how much you may hurt me, you will always fall to me.

Can I sit with you during exams because I am perfect with you by my side!

Love should be tagged as an illegal drug! Please!


Are you running for senator? Because my parents vote for you as my girlfriend.

Love is like tuna; it is good for the heart.

Are you my master because you have enslaved my heart


Your Love is like traffic; I cannot move on!

Are you a lending company? Because the longer I do not pay, the higher is my interest in you.

Are you some pit?! Because I am falling for you

Do you own Crayola? Because you are the only one who gives colour to my world


Valentine’s day! Spare me! I beg of you! What wrong did I ever do to you!!

My professor told me to follow my dreams, so I became a stalker

My girlfriend and I have separated already; She asked me if she’d’ wanted to be wed, I did not allow her.

If you want to be a philosopher, do not get married

You are like a personalized t-shirt; the moment I saw you, I knew you were made for me.

The heart knows everything and nothing at the same time.


Love is like vitamins! It makes my life complete!

I think I am pretty bad at shooting because I am always missing you

Love is like a yoyo, no matter how you push it. It keeps coming back.

Are you an alarm clock? Because you woke up my sleeping heart


A perfect love affair is a fictional book scattered on a sea of shelves.

Are you Google? Because everything that I am asking for, I have found in you.


I wouldn’t say I like Cupid and his murderous plans of long time torture concealed in the name of Love.

Are triangles your favourite shape? Because you are beautiful in all angles

Love is a curse and a blessing all at once

If I had put on weight, would you still be my Valentine?

If you love him, let go; if he comes back, he did not have a fare

I have no Valentine’s date! Anyway, it’s’ okay; food is Love, food is life.

Love is insanity cured through an illusion that it is perfect

I do not know when the universe will end; what I know is that it started with U N I

Money can’t’ buy Love, FALSE! Money just bought my girlfriend a diamond ring!

How do you know when you’re’ in Love? When even the rock’s existence on the ground makes sense to you.

Valentines is like an extended Christmas day exclusively for women!

Love is the same feeling when the waiter finally arrives at your table to give you your food.

You are like a password; I cannot forget about you

Oops! Love is in the air! Now, where did I put my pest spray?

About 50% of marriages end in divorce, and over 98% of pizza deliveries come on time; Pizza gains over Love by one point!

I have tasted all the sweets in the world, but nothing is sweeter than your smile.

People love dating; I will sleep this Valentine’s Day to get the girl of my dreams, indeed!

Love is being willing to die for someone that you want to kill.

How come your hands are so small, yet you hold my very world and life

Are your darkness? Because I cannot seem to see anything when I am with you.

Love is missing some of your teeth, but still having the courage to smile because you know that someone will still accept you for it . . .or maybe not.

If you are ready to admit the things that you have not done, that is the time that you are prepared to get married.

Is it Valentine’s day tomorrow? I have to set my alarm to 9:00 in the evening then.

Remembering Valentine’s Day is a friendly reminder to single and lonely people that no special someone romantically loves them. Way to go, Valentines!

If I were a planet, I want you to be my axis so that my world will only revolve around you.

Are you a thief? Because I will give you everything so that you won’t’ hurt me.

I do not even understand why they have chosen Cupid as a character for Valentine! Being struck by an arrow by a little fat kid is not even romantic!

Why is there an intense force of pressure for us single individuals when Valentine is coming! Geez!

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If you celebrate Christmas because they believe in God, Why do you celebrate Valentine if no one likes you?

Are you a television show? Because you are too fun to watch and stare at

I am sorry I forgot your name, may I call you mine?

Is it Valentine’s day today? No! it is Sunday, you fool!

I never cared about Valentine, I am single, fabulous, and I love it!

Do you have a date this Valentine’s day?! Why yes! We have, it is February 14!

If they say they are falling in love, believe me, darling, gravity has nothing to do with that.

Roses are red; Violets are blue; beer would sound sweeter than spending Valentine with you.

Posting on Facebook your complaints about Valentine is the reason you are alone on Valentine’s day.

Women nowadays are not satisfied with flowers and sweet candies on Valentine’s day; they want the hard stuff! DIAMONDS!

Happy Valentines day funny quotes

Valentine’s Day is a time for love, romance, and of course, laughter! If you’re looking to add a touch of humor to your Valentine’s Day celebrations, we’ve got you covered. Get ready to spread some smiles and chuckles with these funny Valentine’s Day quotes.

From playful puns to witty one-liners, these quotes are sure to bring a smile to your face and make your Valentine’s Day a little more lighthearted and enjoyable. So, grab your sweetheart and get ready to share some laughs with these hilarious and memorable Valentine’s Day quotes.

They say love is blind, but I can still see all your flaws. Lucky for you, I love you anyway! Happy Valentine’s Day!

Love is like a box of chocolates—full of surprises, and sometimes you end up with the weird flavors. But hey, I’ll still share them with you. Happy Valentine’s Day!

I’m so glad we found each other in this crazy world. Who else would put up with my weird sense of humor? Happy Valentine’s Day, you brave soul!

Love is like a fart—if you have to force it, it’s probably crap. Luckily, I don’t have to force my love for you. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Love is like a game of Twister—it’s fun, it’s messy, and it often ends with someone falling on their face. Let’s keep playing this crazy game together. Happy Valentine’s Day!

They say love is blind, but I have 20/20 vision and I still choose you. Happy Valentine’s Day to the most visually appealing person in my life!

They say money can’t buy love, but it can buy chocolate, and that’s pretty close. Happy Valentine’s Day, my sweet treat!

Love is like a roller coaster ride—wild, exhilarating, and occasionally makes you want to scream. Thanks for being my ride or die. Happy Valentine’s Day!

I love you more than a dog loves chasing its tail, and that’s a lot. Happy Valentine’s Day to my favorite tail-chaser!

Love is like a cup of coffee—it’s hot, it keeps me up all night, and I can’t start my day without it. Happy Valentine’s Day, my caffeine addiction!

They say love is like a fart—if you have to force it, it’s probably crap. But our love is like a well-timed, uncontrollable giggle. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Love is like a box of chocolates—you never know what you’re gonna get. But with you, I know I’ll always get the good stuff. Happy Valentine’s Day!

They say love is all you need, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt. Happy Valentine’s Day, my sweet tooth!

Love is like a piñata—it’s messy, unpredictable, and sometimes you have to hit it a few times to get what you want. But the reward is always worth it. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Love is like a puzzle—sometimes the pieces fit perfectly, and other times you’re left with a bunch of random ones. But I’m willing to figure it out with you. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Roses are red, violets are blue, let’s forget about romance and binge-watch our favorite shows instead. Happy Valentine’s Day, my binge-watching partner!

They say love is in the air, but I think it’s more like an annoying fly buzzing around. Nevertheless, I’m willing to swat at it with you. Happy Valentine’s Day!

Love is like a roller coaster ride—full of ups, downs, and a whole lot of screaming. Let’s buckle up and enjoy the ride together. Happy Valentine’s Day!

You will never be alone on Valentine’s day if you visit a lake and take bread.

You’re my favourite pain in the ass. Happy Valentine’s day!

You are my favourite thing to do. Happy Valentine’s day!

If you’re alone on Valentine’s day, don’t think about breaking someone’s heart. Think about breaking their bones. They have over two hundred of them.

Valentine’s day – the day of the year that men remember how bad a shot Cupid is with his bow.

You know he loves you when he’s lost interest in his car for more than a few days.

I wanted to have an exceptional Valentine’s day. So I tied my partner up and had fun for three hours. I had control of the remote for the TV and got to watch whatever I wanted!


My husband is like a fire. He goes out when left unattended.

Love is a fantastic thing. It makes you believe without question someone that you would typically regard as suspicious.

Being married is great. I have found the one person I want to annoy for the rest of my life. My wife! Especially by forgetting Valentine’s Day.

This year on Valentine’s Day. I am planning to enjoy a long romantic walk to and from the fridge.

We should celebrate not having to celebrate Valentine’s day.

I can’t wait for the day after Valentine’s Day. Discounted chocolate everywhere!

I am not in a relationship this Valentine’s Day because I haven’t found someone who can handle all of my awesomeness.

Roses are red; violets are blue. Valentine’s day sucks, and so do you.