Modified: June 17, 2023, Published: June 18, 2015
Birthdays are the perfect time to celebrate and have a good laugh. If you’re looking to bring some humor and smiles to someone’s special day, we’ve got you covered with a collection of over 100 funny birthday quotes. These quotes are guaranteed to tickle funny bones and leave the birthday person in stitches.
From witty one-liners to hilarious birthday wishes, these quotes will add an extra dose of laughter and joy to any birthday celebration. So get ready to share some laughs and make the birthday girl or boy’s day even more memorable!
You’re not getting older, you’re increasing in value! Happy birthday!
Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number! Happy birthday!
Birthdays are like cheese—some people only get better with age, and you’re definitely one of them. Happy birthday, you cheesy thing!
Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Remember, age is just a number… a really, really high one in your case!
They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be the exception to that rule! Happy birthday!
You’re not old, you’re retro! Happy birthday!
Congratulations on reaching an age where you can start using ‘senior’ discounts without feeling guilty. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Don’t worry, they say age is just a number…a really, really big number in your case!
They say the older you get, the wiser you become. So, you must be the wisest person I know! Happy birthday, wise one!
Happy birthday to someone who’s aging like a fine wine…and by aging, I mean getting more expensive!
On your birthday, remember to count your blessings, not your wrinkles! Happy birthday!
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake! Happy birthday!
Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really, really big number! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still way too young to be taken seriously.
They say the older you get, the harder it is to lose weight. So, don’t worry about your birthday cake…it’s just adding to your exercise routine!
Happy birthday! It’s amazing how you manage to stay so youthful despite all the questionable life choices you’ve made.
Congratulations on surviving another year of your wild and crazy life! Happy birthday!
Age is like underwear…it creeps up on you when you least expect it! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! Remember, growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Stay young at heart!
Happy Birthday Funny Texts
Birthdays are a perfect time to add a sprinkle of laughter and humor to someone’s special day. Sending funny birthday texts is a surefire way to bring a smile to their face and make their day even brighter.
Whether you’re looking for a clever one-liner or a witty joke, these funny text messages are guaranteed to leave a lasting impression. So, get ready to unleash your inner comedian and dive into a collection of hilarious and lighthearted birthday texts that will have your loved ones laughing out loud.
Happy birthday! Age is just a number, and you’re handling it with all the grace of a confused penguin. Enjoy your special day!
Congratulations on reaching an age where you start forgetting why you entered a room. Happy birthday, my forgetful friend!
Happy birthday to someone who still remembers what it’s like to be young and vibrant… mainly because they never grew up! Stay forever young!
They say laughter is the best medicine, so consider this birthday wish a big dose of hilariousness to keep you healthy and happy. Have a fantastic day!
Happy birthday! Don’t worry about getting older. Just think of it as becoming a classic, like fine wine or a vintage video game console.
Another year older, another year wiser… or at least that’s what we’ll tell ourselves to make it sound better. Have an amazing birthday!
Congratulations! You’ve leveled up in the game of life. Just remember, the next level may come with a few more gray hairs and creaky joints. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the person who still hasn’t figured out that candles are for making wishes, not setting off the fire alarm. May your day be filled with laughter and extinguishers!
They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s more like a three-digit security code. Happy birthday, old friend!
Happy birthday! May your day be as fantastic and memorable as the time you tried to blow out your candles and set the cake on fire. Good times!
It’s your birthday! Time to celebrate like there’s no tomorrow… because at our age, there’s no guarantee we’ll remember it anyway. Cheers!
Happy birthday! Remember, growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Embrace your inner child and have a blast!
Another year, another excuse to eat cake and embarrass yourself on the dance floor. Happy birthday to the party animal in our lives!
Happy birthday! Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number. Don’t worry, though, you’re still fabulous!
Congratulations on surviving another trip around the sun! Now, let’s eat cake and pretend we have our lives together. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to someone who still looks young and vibrant… with the help of good lighting and a few Instagram filters, of course!
Age is not important unless you’re a cheese or a bottle of wine. So, let’s raise a glass to your birthday and toast to being as delicious as ever!
Happy birthday! Remember, you’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic, like a vintage car or a retro video game. Embrace the nostalgia!
Happy birthday to someone who is aging like a fine wine… getting better with time and leaving a lasting impression on anyone who comes near!
It’s your birthday! Don’t worry about the wrinkles and gray hair. Just think of them as your body’s way of saying, Hey, you’re getting really good at this whole ‘adulting’ thing!
Careful not to blow off that birthday candle too hard or your wig might come along with it too. Happy birthday! Stay Awesome!
A year closer to that hard earned pension. Congratulations! Wonderful Bday!
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May you be as rich as Tony Stark, as handsome as Steve Rogers, as sexy as Thor, as sharp as Clint Barton and as green as the Hulk! Best Bday Superhero! Hope I won’t have to compare you to Nick Fury soon!
30 candles won’t fit the cake I bought for you. So I just got you 2. Happy 2nd birthday!
Growing up is a trap! Stay Play Station loving. Don’t stop building that Lego castle. But don’t forget to go to the office, buy groceries, pick your kids up after school and be home by dinner, Okay? Reality check. Welcome to the grown up life. Best bday!
I hope you do 100 other rotations around the Sun!
My wishes never come true, so I with you the worst!
Hope you get everything you want so that my ears can finally rest!
Happy Birthday and hope this, that and that other! Now, where is the cake?
What I miss most about being a kid? Getting cash for your birthday! No cash for us anymore, just wine and cake. Not too bad, right? Happy Birthday!
What can I say? You’re still the same – Just whiter hair, lesser teeth and more wrinkles. Let’s stay crazy awesome in the years to come! Happy Birthday!
Growing old isn’t so bad, right? Look at Gandalf, Dumbledore, or Yoda? I guess I wouldn’t want to grow old like the third one! Wonderful bday! Let’s start growing that beard long enough for us to look like wizards!
Remember when we used to have water gun and just shoot everyone in the face during the party? Well, sorry buddy, we can’t do it anymore because we have to clean the house afterwards now. Unlike before, mom and dad can clear up the after party damages. The good old days! Funny Happy Birthday!
Hope you live another 100 years, so that you can finally beat me at something!
It would take the world another 100 years to find someone as noisy as you, so you have to keep it up till then!
Be happy everyone! This is the anniversary of when most people said beautiful to an ugly baby!
Unfortunately for the Earth you can not be recycled for at least another 100 years!
As we grow older, we grow wings they say. Now I understand what they really mean. It is the sag in our arms! Let’s see who has bigger wings next year. Best Birthday!
I wish you happiness, health, wealth, love and all the things that won’t take a dollar out of my pocket. Wonderful birthday!
What are the perks of growing older? More wine, freedom to drive your own car and buy the food you want. No more clubbing, drinking to the point of passing out or staying out until 4am. Wow, I can’t believe we did all that! Now, we are happy to be home at 9pm, sleeping in our bed. We are exhausted after dancing for 5 minutes. We couldn’t even finish 2 bottles of Jack Daniels! Happy bday! Hoping to try to finish 2 bottles with you soon!
The fun thing about growing older is seeing who loses more hair or teeth first. I hope you do! Happy birthday!
We used to play Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears or N’sync during our parties and go crazy. If we play them now, the kids will have this stunned blank look in their faces. All they know are the singers or boy groups that we don’t even know. Nothing beats the music of our generation! I am happy to have someone to reminisce those days with. Do you still have those cassette tapes? Let’s play them! Well, I guess cassette players don’t exist anymore. Funny Happy birthday! I’m glad there is someone from the timeline I came from!
You don’t look 40 at all! I’m a great friend like that! Happy 30th birthday! Let’s stay 30 as long as we can.
Happy Bday to my green young man who has still 100 years left to mature into something!
Hope to get to see your silly movements and funny faces for another 100 years!
This is the anniversary of when the Earth was blighted by a curse for the 100 years to come!
Since hell is reserved for this 100 years, we have to keep you here during this time!
Wonderful Birthday to the person that makes the Earth tremble with his laughter!
Don’t worry mom. No matter how you look, my friends will tell me you look young for your age. They are awesome like that! Best Birthday! I love you no matter how much the digits.
Happy Birthday! With so many candles you have on your cake, we can now start a barbeque!
Crash that diet. Drink as much as you want. Eat as much of that chocolate cake as you wish. It’s your day! Just don’t burn the house down crazy with so many candles you have on your cake! Wonderful Bday!
The only good thing about getting more forgetful with age? You forget the most embarrassing and bad times of your life. Too bad though, I won’t forget that time when you fell face first on the floor. Happy Birthday! To more good times and forgetting the bad ones!
Congratulations on scrolling further to find your birth year when doing online registrations! Best Bday!
To more body aches, more monthly bills to pay, earlier sleeping hours and more responsibilities. Best Bday!
You can go in the club without showing your ID, drink beer as you please, get your driver’s license, finish your school and get a job. Boring? Who says growing older is boring? You can still have crazy fun! Just be sure to be around for your next birthday. Welcome to reality! Wonderful Bday!
Some people get better with age, some get more bitter. Only for today, since it is your birthday, you are okay…I guess. Best birthday!
Take so many pictures with your smile. You may miss your teeth in the years to come! Wonderful birthday!
The older we get the lesser gifts we get, the more friends to greet you anyway. Happy Bday!
Hope your coolness does not freeze Hell after 100 years, since I like it hot!
Legends say that this exact date, some years ago, a hero came to fight off evil! But it was not your year!
This is the anniversary of when punctuality died, and will still stay dead for another 100 years!
Happy Bday! I am sorry if it is not today, but my phone can not open Facebook at the moment!
Wonderful Birthday! Check your Facebook page because that is the best numbers you will get till next year!
I have not forgotten about your birthday, but It is bad luck to say best birthday one day before!
It’s not getting old, it’s getting vintage. Happy birthday!
We will all get to that age. You will just go first. Tell us how awesome 50 is. Wonderful Bday!
To the smartest, coolest, magnificent and good-looking person in my life, just like me – Funny Best Bday!
Someday, if your hair turn white. Don’t worry; we can style it cool like Magneto. If you don’t have any hair left, just leave it like Professor Xavier. Someday, if your teeth fall off; well, just visit the dentist.
Someday, if you are having a hard time walking; just grab a cool walking stick like Gandalf. It can double as a staff too. Someday, if your skin starts sagging; surgery is expensive, so just leave it be. Best Bday! May you grow old with grace and suave.
Don’t worry about the lines on your face; just tell your kids they are maps of your life’s journey. Don’t worry about the duller eyesight; just tell your kids that it is the mark of a well-read person.
Don’t worry about all of this, because no matter what happens, we all grow old! Some don’t even have the opportunity to do so. So let’s do everything we want to do. Enjoy life! Funny Happy Birthday!
Wiser? Bolder? Richer? Cooler? Okay, I think nice is okay. Wonderful bday my nice friend.
To more stupid things to add in our list and to more embarrassing moments together. Best Birthday!
Today is the day everything can happen since it is the day you happened!
Wonderful Birthday and lots and lots and lots of money to you my lovable sharing-is-caring friend!
I am afraid the world will resign your 100-year long contract again, after this one!
Today is the anniversary of when the world accepted the term and conditions without reading them!
Hope to see you reach the top as I latch myself unto you!
Is the size of your tummy directly proportional to your age? To more beer and bigger bellies! Happy bday!
I’m an advocate of nature. Saving trees is part of that advocacy. No card, just this email to greet you a happy bday!
Grab that suit and tie and let’s go out…for a walk. Wonderful Birthday!
As we turn more pages of our lives, we gain arm sags to flip with. Best Birthday!
A woman’s age will forever remain a mystery to the rest of the world. If you guess the wrong number, you are done with. Greeting you, just a Wonderful Bday. Stay timeless.
Birthdays are special, especially if celebrated with a special friend. The nurses might go looking for you now; it’s time for your pills. Happy birthday!
I have to thank Facebook for reminding me about your birthday! Just kidding! Have an awesome special day!
Life isn’t as fun without you. Your embarrassing moments always manage to cheer me up! Keep up the good work! Funny Best Bday
Best Bday Party Animal! Looking forward to learning new dance moves, more drinking contest and having a bad hangover the next day with you. We should try coming home earlier at 1 or 2 in the morning. Maybe. Happy Birthday.
As we get older, so does our smart phones and computers. We’ll stay awesome though. Funny Wonderful Bday!
This is the day when our earth was given a virus that has spread on me and all those around you! Your love of life!
I pray every year on this day to keep me another year without dying by laughing at your stupid jokes!
Happy Birthday to my favorite eating animal that thinks he is intelligent!
To the one who has finished another lap of 365 I-do-not-know-what-to-dos, you still have 100 laps!
Best Birthday! We have especially not eaten for three days so that we can respect the offers you will give us!
I am afraid that the next 100 years with you will pass just as fast as these! No, I really am afraid!
Even the devil will not accept you for another 100 years at least!
Since you are a danger for the public, we have to keep you with us for another 100 years! Near us!
Another year of endless projects, sleepless nights and pranking our classmates. Let’s have more fun this year! Wonderful Birthday!
Wishing you more money to pay the tab for dinner; more health, so we can stay up at night longer; more happiness, to do crazy things together. Happy Bday Partner! Stay awesome like me!
As we turn a year older, our energy gets lesser. Cheers to those days where we stay out all night and feel nothing. Happy bday!
Wishing you super speed like Flash, strength like Superman and wealth like Batman. There’s no harm in wishing. Just don’t forget me when you are as rich as Bruce Wayne. Wonderful Birthday.
Today’s generation will never know the joys of receiving a Gameboy, playing the Monopoly or the Scrabble and going to your neighbour’s friends house to chat until late night.
You are like a ninja. I feel like getting you a ramen instead of a cake. Wonderful bday! Want some sushi or sashimi?
Happy birthday funny quotes for friends
Birthdays are the perfect time to let loose, have a good laugh, and celebrate the wonderful friendships we cherish. If you’re looking to add some humor and lightheartedness to your birthday wishes for a friend, you’ve come to the right place. Get ready to bring a smile to their face and make their day even more special with these funny birthday quotes.
From clever one-liners to playful jabs, these hilarious quotes are sure to tickle their funny bone and create memories that will last a lifetime. So, let’s dive into a collection of funny birthday quotes for friends that will leave them laughing and feeling loved on their special day.
Happy birthday! Don’t worry about getting older, you’re still not old enough to know better.
They say age is a state of mind. So if you’re feeling old, just blame it on your mind. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday! You’re like a fine wine – getting older and more expensive every year.
Another year older and wiser? Well, two out of three isn’t bad. Happy birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday! Remember, growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
They say the best things in life are free. So, I got you nothing for your birthday! Just kidding. Happy birthday!
Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese. So, happy birthday, you cheesy friend!
Happy birthday to the one who still acts like a kid, even though their age says otherwise. Stay young at heart!
Happy birthday, my friend! You know you’re getting old when the candles on your cake cost more than the cake itself.
Happy birthday! Don’t worry, I won’t reveal your real age. Let’s just say you’re timeless!
They say laughter is the best medicine, so I’m prescribing you a dose of hilarious birthday wishes. Enjoy and have a fantastic day!
Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be as few as the candles on your cake.
A true friend remembers your birthday but forgets how old you are. Happy birthday, my forgetful friend!
Happy birthday! Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re old. Just think of yourself as a classic vintage edition.
Birthdays often make us think about the past, present and future. We can’t change the past, I didn’t get you a present, and I can’t predict the future… but happy birthday anyway!
Want to know how I remembered your birthday? I’m your husband and I forgot it once.
They say age is just a number. But they also say that jail is just a room. You’re old! Happy birthday!
Sorry, it’s late! But it’s better that this is late than your period. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to someone who would be dead if we counted in dog years!
Don’t think about being old. Think about how many years the world is lucky to have been graced with your presence. Happy Birthday!
It’s time to start telling people you’re not old, you’re experienced. At what, I don’t know… but Happy Birthday!
Thought about getting you a cake with the number of candles that reflected your true age. I couldn’t find a cake big enough, and didn’t want to run the risk of needing the fire department to blow them all out…
It definitely won’t be cold on your birthday. You will have plenty of candles to keep you warm!
Smile, it’s your birthday! (While you’ve still got all your own teeth!)
People often say good things don’t last long. I guess this makes you a complete badass.
I couldn’t find the perfect gift in the shops when looking to buy you a present. Then I remembered you had me, so I didn’t need to buy you anything. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to someone definitely old enough to know better, but still thinks they’re young enough to still get away with it. (Pro tip: You’re not!)
I did get you a present to go with this card… but my dog ate it.