Birthday wishes comes in many form, those that are romantic, for those special people in your love or those that you want to impress, there are birthday wishes that are quite funny that are meant to make the birthday celebrant laugh, those that are amusing, those dedicated to family, purely platonic, those that are meant for your friends, those that are meant for the elderly and quite a lot more.
On the other hand, here are some sarcastic birthday wishes that are for you to use freely to make humor or maybe just to use it to greet your enemies on their birthday.
You can try them out to see if it really works.
Happy birthday, I wanted to make a joke about your age but I feel bad about how old you are.
I personally welcome you to the age that is definitely past your youth, my dear, enjoy it so!
You only got this one night to have the best time of your life so go out there and have fun!
This person is definitely a trouble maker so I have to get ready to clean up your wastes.
I am giving you what you have given me every day, trouble and sarcasm, happy birthday
I bet you cannot even walk straight after that night we had, those beers that we have drank.
I hope you do not let your old age keep you from doing anything, just kidding, have fun today.
Since today is your birthday, I promise I would shut up for 24 hours, enjoy it while it lasts.
Happy birthday, today is a special day, the day you finally got out inside of your mom’s belly.
Today is the day you were born into this world, well I am happy for you, hope you are too.
Good job for trying to keep being alive until this day, congratulations on getting older again.
They say age is but a number, do not be fooled, I bet your joints are starting to hurt by now.
To the guy who looks so big but has a very small and cute voice, I wish you a happy birthday!
I want to congratulate you for being one of the ancient people in this world, that is great!
Calling you an angel would be a lie so let me just hope that you are happy on your birthday!
If I tell you that you are awesome, that would be pushing too much, so just stay happy, dear.
For once, I want to be honest to you so let me tell you that I wish you all the best in life.
Happy birthday, if you were a dog, you would be that by now because of your age this day.
You are different and that is the truth, so here is me wishing that you would never change.
You have not change ever since we met years ago, how did that happen, you are so great.
Here is me wishing you a happy birthday and telling you to make use of your years left.
I wish you birthday this year do not suck as much as it totally did the last few years, sweetie.
Thank you for putting up with me, I promise that I will try to put up with you harder than ever.
Happy birthday, I bet you would use this as an excuse just so you can get wasted tonight!
May you get all the things you want for a change on this birthday, go try to get them all!
I hate surprises as much as the next guy so I hope that you have great food when I come there.
I’m in, let’s go and party and drink hard all night until we finally drop, happy birthday!
Why do people celebrate this day when they just get older anyways, I still do not know why.
I am expecting an invitation for your birthday party, you are never too old to celebrate one.
Happy birthday, you are awesome because you threw this party and let me hog the fun.
I would not wish you a great birthday because I hate to remind you that you are older now.
Throw a great party and I promise you that we will give you great gifts that we can find.
I hope you live long enough after eating so much cake and drink too much, happy birthday!
As I am but polite on your birthday, I would not even bother asking just how old you are.
Let us not even start with blowing candles today because there are too many to blow!
Happy birthday, just know that just because it’s your birthday doesn’t mean I am doing favors.
Smile as long as your body would allow you to, it is something that will keep you healthy.
I am happy your birthday is on Christmas, it means I can give a gift of one for two occasions.
Happy birthday, I wish you all the best from Facebook because I cannot attend your party.
I wonder if you are just wiser now or you have just been practicing how to act rightly in life.
You are wonderful, amazing, cool, but do not get carried away, I am saying it is your birthday.
Grow old but never let yourself fall old especially on your brains, fight for what is right.
You have been becoming forgetful nowadays that it is starting to be more and more alarming.
You are definitely a Facebook stalker but hey, I will still wish you a very happy birthday!
You might as well smile now that you still have real teeth, having fake ones really suck.
Getting older also means that you are growing wiser, the question is are you really?
I hope you do not get all nice and boring just because it is your birthday this very day!
A good relationship has a give and take basis, I will give you awesome gifts, throw me a party!
Happy birthday, stop being immature, because you definitely have stop being so young, dear.
I promise to be by your side even as you mourn the loss of your youth, my dear friend.
Do not forget to make goals that are too high to reach, after all that are the best you can do.
I bet your birthday is really awesome especially bow that I have greeted you, am I right?
Though you are broke and do not have enough money, I am sure you would still celebrate.
If I would make a list to describe you it would start with bad, helpless but happy birthday!
The age in your birth certificate does not seem like it is real, now which one do I believe?
You got another year older today but do not worry, I will back you up when you need help.
Happy birthday, you are definitely embarrassing most of the time but I love you just the same.
It is quite a bit painful to get old, but remember that we will all go through that stage of life.
I will gift you a nice spa treatment if you remember to pay me the money that you owe me.
I tried to get you an anti-aging soap, I hope that it works for you, my dearest friend, okay?
Another year of your life got wasted so bad, I hope you make this year better for you.
I just want to tell you how lucky you are to have a person like me by your side, happy birthday!
You are now getting a whole lot more mature, I guess that it somehow comes with age.
It is great that you throw cool parties, it makes you more tolerable than you really are.
Parties are sad if you do not have friends to be there for you, do not worry, I will be there.
Age may be funny to you now but if you look in the mirror I bet you will change your mind.
Happy birthday, I wish I can keep on putting up with you for another year around the sun.
I hate going with the flow of things so to be different, I did not bring you any gift at all.
This year I am planning to make you feel that you are special, so I got you a specialist.
I wanted to make fun of your age but then I remembered that I am getting a lot older as well.
Happy birthday, I try my best to like people, but some of them are too stupid for me to do so.
I want to be truthful to you so I am telling you that you are totally getting older every year!
It is okay to have wrinkles, they come with age, you might as well tell yourself that it is true.
Stop growing old so fast or else no one would believe that we really are friends, you and I.
Happy birthday, I thank God you are not one of the stupid people that are hard to handle.
Most people have the same face though they grow older, you must be an exception to that.
Get more friends as you get older so that you can have more guests on your birthday party.
You might be happy that there are many candles on your age, but they count to your age.
Happy birthday, it is your turn to get drunk this year so get yourself ready to have fun!
People tend to get pickier as they grow old so I just got you a gift certificate for your day.
The best thing about being old is that you have seniority access at your work, that is great.
On your birthday, you might want to pray that someone invents an anti-aging machine!
Congrats on getting older, at least you now that you are really normal not otherwise.
Life will keep on throwing more challenges as you grow older, may you keep fighting back.
On your birthday, I hope that you really get to have an awesome time and enjoy it as well.
Happy birthday to my new drinking partner who will get wasted with me on her big day!